We will all be sending you our best karma for a negative test result.
Then I put my shirt over my penis and she continued to grind against me with the shirt in between my penis and her body.
Why else would she be so reckless? If you say so, I'll believe you.
Since I wasn't there to witness all the details of this accidental nookie, the best I can say is that your estimated risk would be that of unprotected insertive vaginal sex.
I cross my arms and tilt my head as his eyes widen with fear.
I snatch the t-shirt from his large hand and give him a quick glance.
Millions wouldn't, but I will.